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Gandang araw sa lahat!

Matagal din nasundan ang aking huling entry. Pwede naman mag sorry di po ba? hehehhe Sorry na! By the way sa lahat ng bumisita nung mga nakaraang linggo maraming salamat po sa inyong patuloy na pagsilip sa aking munting tahanan! HIndi ko po alam kung pano ko kayo mababayaran. Lalo na ngayong nawalan nko ng access sa internet from work!

Balik training ako na naman ako for 5 weeks! Panibagong pakikibaka at nag fefeeling newbie! Heheheh Medyo nosebleed na ngayon! Di tulad ng hacienda ni Don Armando dati na lahat ay pwede kong gawin! LAhat pwede kong pasukin! Lahat may access ako! Ngayon iba na! Hanggang wikipedia lang ako! Bwisit!

Thus said, sasamantalahin ko na ang pagkakataong ito na magbigay pugay sa mga taong nakakaalala sa geisha kahit papano. Salamat sa inyong walang sawang pakikinig sa mga kwentong kabalbalan at kabaklaan. Baka every two weeks na ako makakapag-update ng blog ko. Medyo matagal din yun! Pero expect sumthing different this time. Since nasa training ako, I will be telling stories within the portals of the training room. Hehehehe Sana!

Iwan ko na muna ang mga huling larawan namin ng mga kasama kong pinalayas sa hacienda ni don armando. Sa ganung paraan, hindi nyo makakalimutan ang mukhang walang katawan at katawang walang mukha! hahahah

sari-saring kwento mula sa nguso ni Geisha

Hello Philippines and Japan!

Geisha is back after quite a long hiatus! Sorry if i havent replied to all your comments and thanks by the way for all the words of encouragement i got from real friends like you.

I admit. The previous weeks has been the most depressing moments of my life. Career is unstable and heart is partly broken (naks!). Anyhow, inspite of all the spits and vile languages i heard from few people, i realized that real friends are there to keep you up and maintain your momentum. They have always been there for me whenever i resort to alcohol to pacify my sleepless nights! True! I was a workaholic then but i became an alcoholic lately! Ganun talaga pag walang magawa! But am ok now! Thanks for all the prayers!

Sa totoo lang, am still floating in all its senses! Am on paid leave for almost three weeks now while the company is looking for new hacienda for me. Not my problem anymore! At least i have all the time in the world. For all who prayed, lemme just clarify that work is still there and i have even bigger news about it.

As the economic crisis continues to upset our global markets and significantly impact many businesses, the company i worked with remains to be firm in its commitment to recognize and reward high performers who made significant contributions to its stable growth. And fortunately, i am one of them! Chozz! In short, may increase ang sweldo ko! Yehey!

I have to make bawi to all i missed to greet happy easter! HAPPY EASTER sa inyong lahat! Don’t ask me where i spent my holy week, hindi ko pa na upload ang pics.. hehehhehe

For the meantime, here are random pics of team ernani. A moment i’ve been missing right now. People i love and will be forever remembered!

Am back for good and am gradually healing all the wounds i inflict upon myself! ahahhaah

it’s not goodbye, it’s Farewell

Farewell sa mga taong  naging saksi kung pano ako maging irate at magmaldita. Wala na kayong maririnig na sarcasm sa mga bobong hindi marunong mag measure ng kanilang beywang.

Farewell sa landlady kong nakadiscover sa aking talent sa pagkanta at vertical split. The challenges you’ve given me made me a productive person and a subject for other people’s ire.  Salamat sa tiwala. I was able to prove and showed my long lost dedication, passion and etchos!  I’ve learned a lot from your existence. Am gonna keep all of those for future use and reference! YESSSS!

Farewell sa mga kabagang ko twing aftershift. Am gonna miss our lakad at kainan after shift lalo na pag maraming pera. At sa mga lakad-lakad nalang pag petsa de peligro!

Farewell sa badminton sessions. Baka hindi ko na ma-maintain figure ko. Baka pag naglaro ako ulit matulad ako kay constante! Heeehehehe

Farewell sa mga taong bitter sa kagandahan ko! Hindi ko man kayo napatay but this time i’d totally get rid of you all. Am sure insecure pa rin kayo sa hair ko na hanggang NEw York ang haba! Wala na kayong ise-send na incident report pag nagyosi ako or nag starbucks ako to take my breaks and lunches. Hindi nyo na rin mabibilang ang dami ng mga parokyano ko na sa kabila ng lahat ay naisip nyo pa rin na pumipitik ako. Wala kayong childhood! Go to your moms and ask them to teach you some pious manners bitch!

Farewell sa upuan kong walang nagtangkang umupo. May sumpa kasi yan! Love you guys!

Sa mga nakausap kong mababait at walang attitude problem,  salamat sa inyong pacensha. Sa mga taong hindi naniniwala sa policy at procedure, bahala kayo sa buhay nyo!

Sana goodbye lang ang lahat! Pero hindi! Masakit ang katotohanang farewell na talaga. Its probably a blessing in disguise and an eye opener to people who despite the good things that happened eh mas pinili pa rin nilang mag rant at magreklamo! You should’ve counted your blessings instead!

I hope for the best!

Rosing and friends, magkikita pa rin naman tayo. Pag sinabing kape, alam mo na kung saan yun. Pag sinabing breakfast, Via Mare yun! eheheheh Pag nagtitipid, Food Choices yun! hahahahha

Salamat sa moments. I am forever thankful na pinahiram kayo ng God nyo sa akin. Your memories, good and bad will remain in my heart and will be kept till my cremation (punta kayo ha!).

For now, busi-bisihan muna ako para mag outsource ng bago kong product. Sana tangkilikin nyo pa rin ang bago kong job description.

Geisha is now an Ukay Vendor!

its the Final countdown

Finally, naglakas  loob na rin ang Landlady namin na magsend ng bonggang-bonggang announcement. Tamang adik! Pati announcement pink pa rin… nakakamiss to promise!

Nakakatuwa!

Nakakaiyak.

 

Am sure masaya ito! Ciguradong babaha ng sipon at luha!

maling akala ang pootah!

Excerpts from Oten Monologue (chozz lang)

Akala ko ok na ko sa ganito.

Simpleng petiks, simpleng tawanan, tamang bonding. Misan tamang adik, tamang antok at tamang lasing.

Akala ko walang katapusan tawanan natin. Kahit may mga aggravating and mitigating factors kala ko ok ka pa rin. Kala ko ok ako.

Inabsorb ko at pinakinggan lahat ng mga sinasabi nila. Hindi ko sila pinaniniwalaan sa twing nilalait ka dahil alam ko kung ano at sino ka. Simula pa lang alam ko na na mahuhumaling ako sayu. Sobrang gaan ng loob ko sayu.

Hindi ko makakalimutan nung una mo kong pinatawa. Nung una mo kong pinasaya. Hindi mo alam kung gano ako kasaya nun. Halos ipagsigawan ko sa buong Japan na masaya ako. Na sobrang saya ko. Dahil sayo.

Nung una akala ko transparent ako. Hindi pala. Masakit pala sha noh? Nararamdaman mo kaya yun? Or mahilig ka talaga sa ganung factor? OK lang.. OK lang ako! Don’t mind me. Kaya ko ‘to.

Tapos na ko sa denial stage. Am over it! I know i can handle it well better than you are. Dont worry, am here to assist!

Pagtawanan nyo ko! Laitin nyo ko mga daut kayo. Ok lang…. kaplastikan lang naman nakukuha ko sa inyo. Mangisay ka sana sa inuupuan mo kung sino ka man!

Aaminin ko. Affected ako. Affected ako sa work routine ko. Instead of one call resolution, dinidispatch ko na silang lahat para matapos na ang araw ko! Ganun ka kahalaga pesteha ka! Yawa!

Pero wala rin naman akong magagawa. Ganun ka rin.  Dahil hindi pwedeng diktahan ang nakatadhana! Hindi pwede baguhin ang nakasulat sa banga! At lalong hindi pwedeng maging close tayo forever dahil eventually ay maghihiwahiwalay rin tayo.

Malapit  na ang araw na ating pinakahihintay sa loob ng napakaraming taon. Mabubura na ang ating mga pangalan sa lapida nitong lugar kung san nagsimula ang lahat. Panibagong karanasan, panibagong kaibigan. Hindi na tayo magkikitakita. Bubuohin natin ang ating mga pangarap ng hiwahiwalay.

Sana sa mga panahong hindi tayo magkikita, hindi kita mararamdaman, hindi kita maririnig ay tuluyan ko na ring makalimutan ang bugso ng aking pagdadalaga.

Sana sa aking paggising ay sasalubong sa akin ang bukang liwayway na puno ligaya at pag-asa.

Darating man ang gintong silahis na tatanglaw sa aking puso, hindi pa rin nito mabubura ang sugat na minsan ay naidulot mo nitong musmos kong damdamin.

Salamat nga pala. This made me a better, bitter and a happy person in Japan!

Tatandaan ko ang araw na ito! Dahil ito ang magpapatibay sa akin sa mga susunod kong tatahakin!

Salamat Don Armando

Blogging 101

Blog is defined as a type of website, usually maintained by an individual with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. “Blog” can also be used as a verb, meaning to maintain or add content to a blog.

Types of blogs

Personal blogs – blogs that shares personal stories. 

 

 

Corporate blogs – blogs that are used internally to enhance the communication and culture in a corporation or externally for marketing, branding or public relations

 

Political Blogs

 

Some blogs focus on a particular subject, such as humor blogs, travel blogs, house blogs, fashion blogs, showbiz blogs, project blogs, education blogs, niche blogs, classical music blogs, quizzing blogs, legal blogs and community blogs like Rainbow Bloggers Philippines.

Starting your own blog

Choose a bloghost. For starters, blogger.com or wordpress.com is the best place to go.

 

Create a unique username, title of your blog and choose a template.

  

 

Create your first entry and post it.

 

 

Now, are you ready to blog?

Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blog

The truth behind the ten random facts

You’ll not gonna love it. That’s for sure! And you’re gonna hate me for this but its ok! hahahah

Lets begin. I had this post last February 22. As a rule, i have to repost it with the underlying lie behind the post (ano daw?). And so this is it.

1. I am 20 sumthing. That sumthing will remain a secret. Hahhaha

2. I’m supposed to be a teacher. An English teacher. But because i hate one professor, i promised myself not to step on their college anymore. I broke that promise last December though when i pay a visit to their dean. Good thing is, my tita is no longer in the office.

3. I am the second child among 5 siblings and the only begotten son at that!

4. I start my singing career at age 5. Join theater at 12. Became a full pledge performing artist at 14 and started my journalism career at 15.

5. I have been an editor-in-chief (daw) for 5 consecutive years. Two years being the head in our high school publication and the remaining years was spent in college. It was during this college experience that i started giving lectures and speeches on campus journalism to high school students, invited as judge to various contest and signed clearances during final exams. The experience was boring! It has thwarted my goals of becoming a full pledge geisha at 20. Boys are afraid of me then! Shit!

6. When i was a kid, i used to see unusual things, objects and feel things beyond the usual senses. In one of my psychology classes, i later found out that its called hallucination.

7. On my final semester in college, i used to teach psych 1 (general psychology) to freshmen. Most of them are coming from the college of criminology and maritime education. The common denominator is, 99% are boys! Young delicious boys! (sheeet buti na lang talaga di ako naging teacher)

8. I started smoking when i was eleven and my first liqour intake was at 8.

9. I am very workaholic by nature. I dont want any task/details left behind. Sometimes, i tend to be perfectionist.

Mentioned above are true! NO doubt about it. Chozz…
Some may sound bogus like smoking and drinking at a young age but its true! Pero putol-putol sha. I just noted the very age i started tasting alcohol and smoke.

As you all know, i have been tagged as Geisha, gay, bayot, bakla, agui, salot, malandi.. whatever you may call it but this one is not true!

10. I joined miss gay pageant and it was a success. I was the 2003 Miss Gay Ozamiz and had defeated 30 other candidates from Mindanao in the process!

I have never joined any pageant before! While all geisha are dreaming of earning a crown or a title, hindi ko pa sya na dare before. To date, hanggang rampa lang ako sa kwarto using kurtina or bedsheet! hahahahha

Sorry guys! Hindi po ako kontesera! TSeh

Bye for now dear diary

GEISHA IS ABOUT TO DIREFULLY DIGEST THE CURT, BUNGLING, ERR AND INFIDELITY OF OTHER PEOPLE RESULTING TO HIS OWN MALADY AND DISSOLUTION!

I WILL HAVE A MINUTE OF RETALIATION AND WILL RANSOM MYSELF FROM THEIR ABUSE THE SOONEST TIME POSSIBLE!

FOR THE MEANTIME, I WILL BE IN LACUNA TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR THE BATTLE THEY SHALL FEAR!

IT IS A WAR THESE IDIOT WANTS!

A BLOODY WAR THEY SHALL GET!

i hate NAIA Terminal 3

That would be the greatest performance of my life to date!

I dont know how to make kwento but to cut the story short, i joined my friend to the airport to fetch her X coming from Cagayan de oro.

She received a call in the middle of our badminton session (after our graveyard shift) and everything happened in a flash. Had brunch at Cash and Carry, went home to get a shower, pack up for sleep over and headed to the airport to meet the 4:30 PM ETA.

It was 5:00 PM already. We never saw any signs of broomstick flying nor coffin docked on the tarmac. We had walked through the lobby of the arrival area million times. Assumed that the bitch was lost, we even went up  and checked the departure area but still no sign of dead meat or foul chicken dung.

An hour passed. The excitement and the butterflies in our stomach seeing the bitch in the most pathetic way possible was replaced with angst. We were hoping and praying that she wont show up when a text came in.

“i am at the exit with the guard’

And so we checked. No one was lying dead, not a minute sight of brain scattered  on the exit floor with a guard. We double checked. Still no sign of death. Asked the guard on duty one by one and passed through the metal detector several times.

No sign. Until we decided to beg for an internal information,  personnel from Cebu Pacific might not disclose.

She’s not included in the list of passenggers from the morning flights till 5:00PM!

And off we go…. to celebrate!

Exhausted, pissed, furious, hungry and sleepy…. but we’re happy enough that the tonta turned bitch slash liar never came! I can only wish her a natural death. Something like dragged by a babbling, mambling band of baboons, flesh rent into pieces and scattered like shit!

And i sooo hate the experience!

Ang hirap talaga maging Bianing Burlasa

tag: 10 random fucks

Its been a while na hindi ako nakagawa ng tag on my blog. The last time i guess was at facebook. And thanks to Ate Honey for giving me this uber interesting tag.

I had to post ten things about myself which 9 are true and 1 is a story-telling-a-lie … Now try to spot the difference…

1. I am 20 sumthing. That sumthing will remain a secret. Hahhaha

2. I’m supposed to be a teacher. An English teacher. But because i hate one professor, i promised myself not to step on their college anymore. I broke that promise last December though when i pay a visit to their dean. Good thing is, my tita is no longer in the office.

3. I am the second child among 5 siblings and the only begotten son at that!

4. I start my singing career at age 5. Join theater at 12. Became a full pledge performing artist at 14 and started my journalism career at 15.

5. I have been an editor-in-chief (daw) for 5 consecutive years. Two years being the head in our high school publication and the remaining years was spent in college. It was during this college experience that i started giving lectures and speeches on campus journalism to high school students, invited as judge to various contest and signed clearances during final exams. The experience was boring! It has thwarted my goals of becoming a full pledge geisha at 20. Boys are afraid of me then! Shit!

6. When i was a kid, i used to see unusual things, objects and feel things beyond the usual senses. In one of my psychology classes, i later found out that its called hallucination.

7. On my final semester in college, i used to teach psych 1 (general psychology) to freshmen. Most of them are coming from the college of criminology and maritime education. The common denominator is, 99% are boys! Young delicious boys! (sheeet buti na lang talaga di ako naging teacher)

8. I started smoking when i was eleven and my first liqour intake was at 8.

9. I am very workaholic by nature. I dont want any task/details left behind. Sometimes, i tend to be perfectionist.

10. I joined miss gay pageant and it was a success. I was the 2003 Miss Gay Ozamiz and had defeated  30 other candidates from Mindanao in the process!

Forgive me for the title! Its your turn to slap me!

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